The Situation
The situation is dire: the galaxy is going to hell in a handbasket and something needs to be done. Whether it is a torqued-off terrorist, nation state, alien, or just Joe six-pack with a tactical nuke, the problems of the galaxy persist.
Here at the Galactic Intelligence Agency, we work hard to deal with the ongoing threats to our galaxy. With ur station here on Earth, we strive to keep this planet safe and helpensure that its inhabitants don't go astray and inadvertently cause an intergalactic incident.
While there is no "silver bullet" that can be used to ensure life as you know it remains relatively normal, the GIA has substantial resources available to deal with current issues. Rest assured that we are well aware of what is going on here on Earth and that we will do whatever it takes to accomplish our mission.